🚨 Inspired by the viral "permission to fish" meme

Lock Em Up! — Pond Access, Without the Drama

No permission? No fishin'. Connect anglers with pond owners, set rules, and keep it friendly—so nobody gets busted.

Parody energy, real utility. Coming soon.

Comment Highlights
"You got written permission?"
"Not without permission!"
"Lock 'Em Up!"
"This ain't state property!"
"Can I fish your pond, Bubba?"

How It Started

A single question on social media—"You got written permission?"—sparked millions of views and a flood of opinions. We turned that energy into something useful: a simple marketplace where pond owners and anglers agree on the rules first.

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Clear Permission

Owners set times, limits & rules. Anglers book with confidence.

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Hidden Spots

Discover private ponds nearby—no crowding, no chaos.

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Win–Win

Owners can monetize access; anglers get great days on the water.

Why Join Now

For Pond Owners

Turn Your Pond Into Passive Income

  • 💰 Set your price, group size, and hours
  • 🧾 Clear rules & digital permission—no surprises
  • 🛡️ Built-in waivers & safety tips (you're covered)
  • ⭐ Ratings help you attract respectful anglers
  • 📅 Simple calendar—approve or decline requests
For Anglers

Private Water. Clear Permission. Better Days.

  • 🎣 Access private ponds near you (no crowds)
  • ✅ Rules upfront: baits, slots, catch & release
  • 📍 Map & directions after booking confirmation
  • 💬 In-app messaging with the owner
  • 🎟️ Early-bird invites when we launch in your area

What Could Your Pond Earn?

Quick estimate. You choose the rules; this is just a teaser.

Estimated monthly
$480
Estimated yearly
$5,760

Illustrative only. Your earnings depend on pricing, availability, demand, and reviews.

How It Works

1

Set the Rules

Owners choose price, hours, group size, catch & release, and baits.

2

Request & Confirm

Anglers request a slot, owners approve, permission is recorded.

3

Fish (No Drama)

Directions unlock after confirmation. Rate each other after.

Join Early, Get Perks

Be the first to know when we open invites in your area.

  • 🚀 Priority invites
  • 🏷️ Founder badge
  • 💸 Early-bird fees

FAQ

Do owners need special insurance?

We'll provide a standard waiver template and best-practice safety checklist. Always review your situation locally.

How are rules enforced?

Rules are agreed before booking and displayed in the confirmation. Messaging + ratings encourage good behavior.

What does it cost?

Joining the waitlist is free. We'll share simple, transparent fees before launch.

When will it launch in my area?

We're rolling out city-by-city. Join the waitlist so we can prioritize your zip code.

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Ready to get early access?